Curse

ExplosiveBadger · Jul 24, 2005, 10:53 PM // 22:53

1.I don't get hungry as much. I only notice i'm hungry when i'm loading a city, or the wilderness
2.whenver a family member wants to get on the computer, I always mumble,"..just one more quest.. chill out.. i'm about to finish" Then I usually don't get off
3.I start laughing out loud when I con sombody out of a black dye. Happned 4 times.
4.I've told myfriends I couldn't hang out because I was running errands for my parents when I was playing Guild Wars.

Help me. I just got this game and i'm too absorbed into it.

EchoSex · Jul 24, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02

How to avoid lost relationships, poor hygene, broken dreams & other related symptoms caused by Guild Wars.

Method One: Body Fluids.
This method is simple and was once used by Native Americans in hunting trips to wake up early enough to hunt. Drink several glasses of water before a Guild Wars session. Like a natural timer, you will be forced to vacate your computer to use the lavratory.... I hope.

Method Two: The Scream.
Simply create a male Warrior, strip him nude, and force him to dance. This will effect you mentaly over time. Around the 2nd hour of staring at the he-man dancing the night away, you'll let out a large scream and flee.

Method Three: Music.
Open up your favourite media player with a song that forces you to question your mental stability, such as I'm Blue, Barbie World, Numa Numa, and hit "repeat." After several hours of "MIYA YA HEEEEE!!!" you'll be forced to minamize Guild Wars to stop the song.

Hope this helps...

ExplosiveBadger · Jul 24, 2005, 11:07 PM // 23:07

Hahaha. Nice.

PieXags · Jul 24, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09

To add on to Echo's list.

Play PvE mode 8 times entirely and make for 500+ hours in the game.

I did scream, smash my fist against my desk, and run out of my room 'cause I got so bored.

...I'm still waiting for some fun PvP damnit...

krazzle · Jul 28, 2005, 05:27 AM // 05:27

EchoSex I have tried your methods and they work very well for me lol. I like method One very much and use it a lot. I have changed method two slightly...because my char is a female ele I'll I have to do is dance and a male Warrior will start his also that usually dose the trick. And now I am happy to say that I'm getting cured from the Guild Wars disease-- I actually am going to work again, I skipped it so I could play, and I moved out of my parents home. Congrats to me!

Divine Elemental · Jul 28, 2005, 05:32 AM // 05:32

I saw cut off all outside world contact!
hail guild wars!
lol
i always play w/ my WMP on :P to keep me awake
or watch CN
they play KnD or Krypto the super dog

ExplosiveBadger · Jul 28, 2005, 05:42 AM // 05:42

My parents told me I was rambling angrily in my sleep on how henchmen share gold with y ou when I pick it up.

Zaklex · Jul 28, 2005, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by PieXags

SNIP
Play PvE mode 8 times entirely and make for 500+ hours in the game.
SNIP

500+ hours, ha, that's nothing, try double that amount, and still going strong, of course when you are trying everything in the book to keep yourself away from your spouse, then this game does the trick(to bad it affects time spent with the kids, but then they are usually doing their own thing anyways and could care less about dad).

Imp · Jul 28, 2005, 07:59 AM // 07:59

Compaired to me when I played EQ, I'm an active man with a six pack.

JMadisonIV · Jul 29, 2005, 03:41 AM // 03:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExplosiveBadger

My parents told me I was rambling angrily in my sleep on how henchmen share gold with y ou when I pick it up.

oh my god, about a year and a half ago, while I was playing DAoC, my wife said that she heard me mumbling in my sleep about having 3 more bubbles until my next level, and about having to get to the top of the Tower to kill the Keep Lord.

that is absolutely the wierdest thing I've ever done, and it creeped me out when she told me about it. I was like

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Online gaming is too addictive. luckily with GW, I can drift in and out whenever. because of the No-Monthly fee, I don't feel obligated to play every day to get my 15-bucks a month's worth out of it.

SOT · Jul 29, 2005, 05:35 AM // 05:35

1. Morons are immortal
2. Morons are legal
3. Morons outnumber us
4. Morons have animal cunning
5. Morons cannot sp34k n0/\/\@lly
6. Morons multiply in district 5 of all towns
7. Morons cannot disagree with me on these points
8. Morons stole my stapler